Whether you’re smashing avo on toast, spooning it straight from the skin, or just vibing with a guac bowl in hand, you deserve some ripe and ready laughs. These avocado puns? They’re smoother than your last swipe right. Let’s roll!
🧀 Classic Avo Puns to Get Things Ripe
- You’re all I avo wanted
- Avo good one!
- I’m avoca-done with this drama
- You’re avo-lutely amazing
- Thanks a brunch!
- This is getting a little guacward
- Avocadon’t mess with me
- Avo-yeah, baby!
- You’re the toast to my avocado
- Bravo-cado! 👏
🥑 Guacwardly Hilarious Puns to Spread Around
- Let’s avocuddle
- I’m just an extra in your guac story
- We make a great avo-couple
- Avo much love for you
- You’re so ripe for me
- It’s an avo-lanche of flavor
- Let’s guac and roll 🎸
- Holy guacamole, that’s amazing
- Pit happens
- Don’t get jalapeño business, stay in your own guac
🌮 Toast-Worthy One-Liners for Every Mood
- I’m guac-ing on sunshine ☀️
- You guac my world
- I’m the good kind of fat
- Hass it been that long?
- Kiss my Hass 😘
- This party’s the pits — just kidding, it’s smashing!
- You’ve avo-cado my heart
- Feeling extra? Get the guac
- Between a guac and a hard place
- I’m just here for the guacamole
🧦 Bonus Pit-Sized Giggles
- Avo control issues
- An avo a day keeps the bland away
- Guac my words — I’ll be back for seconds
- Spread love like avocado
- Let’s avo dance battle 🕺