30 Funny Seal Puns

Seals are marine mammals with smooth bodies and flippers. If you’re a seal-lover or live near the ocean, these puns will make you chuckle.

Seals are adorable mammals that live in the ocean. While they have sweet faces and cute, round bodies, don’t touch them in the wild. In zoos, you may be able to pet them.

They’re unique creatures with whiskers to help detect prey and can see better underwater than above the surface.

Next time you see one, remember these seal puns for a splash of humor.

1. You’re so seal-ly.
2. I’m being seal-ious.
3. Don’t be seal-fish.
4. Seal you later!
5. It’s time to seal-ebrate with cake.
6. My new house has a wine seal-ler.
7. I eat seal-ery and peanut butter as a snack.
8. A famous seal is a seal-ebrity.
9. Seal with it.
10. Seals don’t use phones—they use seal-lular devices.

1. Seal-icon Valley is famous for technology.
2. I’m looking for a seal-indrical container.
3. You did an ex-seal-lent job.
4. My friend gifted me a por-seal-ain bowl.
5. My new car a-seal-erates quickly.
6. She’s the chan-seal-lor.
7. I saw a seal-estial being.
8. I place my plants on the window seal.
9. You’re ea-seal-y the best.
10. The oldest fos-seals date back billions of years.

1. You’re such a re-seal-ient person.
2. Make sure you seal-ect the right one.
3. I’m seeking legal coun-seal.
4. I like to drink seal-tzer water.
5. A seal’s favorite basketball team is the Boston Seal-tics.
6. The new job offers a higher seal-ary.
7. There was a colos-seal statue.
8. I’m traveling to El Seal-vador.
9. They couldn’t find it because it was con-seal-ed.
10. They’re building a new fa-seal-ity.