30 Funny Pharmacy Puns

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Pharmacies aren’t just about prescriptions and pill bottles they’re also the perfect place to pick up some laughter! Whether you’re a pharmacist, a pharmacy tech, or just someone who loves a good dose of humor, these pharmacy puns will leave you Rx-claiming with joy. Ready? Let’s fill your day with some laughter!

Prescription for Laughter

  1. We’re Rx-cited to see you.
  2. When a fish needs medicine, it calls the pharma-sea.
  3. Pharmacists start the day with cough-ee.
  4. I’m aspirin-g to become a pharmacist.
  5. Pharma-cute-ical.

Pill-ar of Humor

  1. Pharmacy you later.
  2. Dose it work properly?
  3. You’re such a qD.
  4. Pharma-saurus Rx.
  5. Oh my GERD.

Side Effects May Include Giggles

  1. Pharmacy the bright side.
  2. I metformin at the bar.
  3. Ibuprofen-ity isn’t tolerated.
  4. I bought an expensive laxative, and it gave me a good run for my money.
  5. It’s a pill-ar of the community.

Medicated with Puns

  1. Tell me diuretic-ally.
  2. If you can’t stop looking, ask for a stare-oid.
  3. With an antiviral, you won’t be popular.
  4. For exercise, I tried te-tricycling.
  5. You beta blocker. Otherwise, she’ll get in.

Take Two and Laugh in the Morning

  1. I’m on a roll—it’s a controlled substance.
  2. Never trust an atom; they make up Rx-erything.
  3. My favorite pharmacist band? The Pill-Beatles.
  4. I’m feeling tablet-tastic today.
  5. Capsule you later!

A Final Dose of Fun

  1. That joke was over-the-counter funny.
  2. Don’t worry, laughter is the best medicine.
  3. I have major refill-ings about you.
  4. Feeling depressed? Just take a chuckle supplement.
  5. You’ve got a prescrip-tion for happiness.

Conclusion

And there you have it 30 funny pharmacy puns that are guaranteed to leave you laughing without a doctor’s note. Next time you’re waiting on a prescription, pull out a pun and share a smile. After all, humor is one medicine that doesn’t need insurance coverage!